April242014

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via -annoying)

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ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

(via spoken-not-written)

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jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

(Source: katebishopss, via spoken-not-written)

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twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

(Source: briansellah, via webs-we-weave)

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spiritual-realm:

it really was, one of my favorites.

spiritual-realm:

it really was, one of my favorites.

(Source: hancastillo21, via webs-we-weave)

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thegestianpoet:

reminder to look at this pup’s widdle feeties 

(via honeyipwnedthekids)

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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

(via aphantasticphantasy)

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ultrafacts:

belle-beastlove:

ultrafacts:

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Am I the only one frightened by how they discovered the second to last fact?

Here’s a source of a incident involving freezing poop from a plane.

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We will bring the tidal wave…

(Source: vicfuenttes, via of-mice-and-wotsitsx)

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ultrafacts:

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(via aphantasticphantasy)

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