September302014

kirschtcin:

*VIOLENTLY TRIES TO SING ALL THE FALL OUT BOY SONGS AT THE END OF WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE AT THE SAME TIME*

(via grandtheftwentz)

9PM

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via meggannn)

9PM

raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

(Source: spookynrvzjr, via spoken-not-written)

9PM

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot, via ghoustly)

9PM
9PM

double-takee:

things to never make fun of:

  • mental illnesses 
  • eating disorders
  • cutting
  • suicide 
  • rape

(via spoken-not-written)

9PM

fakedean:

oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr

you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man. 

you’re all wonderful and don’t let anyone tell you you’re less.
Don’t take anybody’s shit for being who you are.

(Source: michaeldirnt, via how-i-lost-my-mind)

9PM

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(Source: jonwithabullet, via thefrntbottoms)

9PM

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via how-i-lost-my-mind)

9PM

yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

(Source: heartscatcher, via how-i-lost-my-mind)

9PM
loveless-fallen-angel:

agentrodgers:

gunsavvybookworm:

agentrodgers:

almyro:

agentrodgers:

I bought a pair of high waisted shorts

the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends

do not start with me, tumblr user almyro


And here we have the Black Widow adapting to her environment displaying signs of aggression

"Yes, hello, Clint? It’s me. You told me to call you when I feel like murdering someone. Yes. Of course I’m trying my hardest to blend.”


Is it bad to say that I love these posts.

loveless-fallen-angel:

agentrodgers:

gunsavvybookworm:

agentrodgers:

almyro:

agentrodgers:

I bought a pair of high waisted shorts

the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends

do not start with me, tumblr user almyro

And here we have the Black Widow adapting to her environment displaying signs of aggression

"Yes, hello, Clint? It’s me. You told me to call you when I feel like murdering someone. Yes. Of course I’m trying my hardest to blend.”

Is it bad to say that I love these posts.

(via how-i-lost-my-mind)

9PM
7PM
thecosplayingrain:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

or this skeleton had wee bit too much to drink

thecosplayingrain:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

or this skeleton had wee bit too much to drink

(via how-i-lost-my-mind)

7PM
7PM
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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